Jolly Croc

The Jolly Croc is a not so very jolly caiman croc. He is a deceiving chap, who pretends to be your friend and to care about you and the environment, but in fact he only cares about money. He is a stone cold business croc, wrapped inside a friendly and jolly exterior.

He goes hard out against 'all the evil bankers' on the surface, but he is of course loaded with money himself and just as ruthless when it comes to business. He is a cold and calculating reptile who wins your trust, to then screw you over completely when you least expect it. If you work for him, he will tell you who to vote for because he must be in total control and believes he knows everything best.

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