Lardy Oystercatcher

Lardy Oystercatcher is not a penguin but a seabird who likes to eat pure lard. He's a notorious liar who acts completely randomly in everything he does. He lies about everything, so it is pretty hard to know his true personality or background or even accent. He is pretty gross with his bodily functions and language and hobbies and you name it.

He is also very annoying in the sense that he likes to text or prank call people, often in the middle of the night, just to say lies or random words and sentences he has picked up from the various language courses he is constantly listening to. The words he says are often not so pleasant and always very random. Don't be fooled into thinking he is lonely, he just enjoys being a menace and to wind people up.