Dressrat

Dressrat is a crude, chain-smoking and often monosyllabic rat. He does not say much, but when he does, it is usually “shut up”. He chain smokes and enjoys freestyle baton twirling. Dressrat is not evil, he is loud and aggressive when provoked, but fair at heart. He always wears a pink dress that he irons carefully after it has been dry-cleaned.

Dressrat is intimidating and can vomit whenever he wants to as a way of attack and he cares about justice. He enjoys drinking frothy pints and applying deodorant on a hot Summer day. He has no time for politeness or small talk, he will just scream at you or tell you to shut it, but he is not mean. He takes no shit, this rat.