Middle Aged Cow

Middle Aged Cow, or MAC, is the Karen above all Karens. Technically she is older than middle aged but she has always been like this. She is super rude and disrespectful to shop staff and will always want to speak to the manager.

She likes easily maintained hairstyles and crazy highlights. Her house is full of quotes on the wall and her fave is 'Dance like no one is watching.' She looks down on people in lower earning jobs and will start fights and drama wherever she goes. She will not consider anyone and demand what she wants, when she wants it. When no one is watching, she might treat herself to some chepz, naughty.